On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...