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West Ham’s ground
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The Scottsman!
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Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Return the Dog
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Want me to paint for you?
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Origin of Lawyers
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Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
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