Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...