Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...