Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...