Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!