Windows 95
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What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...