There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...