I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...