A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...