Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...