Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...