Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...