Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...