Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...