General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
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Be
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Sick Coffin
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A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Outside a Dog…
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Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...