What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...