Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...