Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...