Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...