Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...