Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...