Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...