Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...