Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...