Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Irish author Brendan Behan
|This is a true story of the late Irish author Brendan Behan who one...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...