How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2....
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...