Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...