Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...