How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Police officer’s foods
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The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Polish Medical Dictionary
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I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...