Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Question answer 08
|Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...