Dead blonde in a closet?
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Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
I am afraid of that tarmac
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No Jello
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I know you were drunk yesterday
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I have a Microsoft waiter
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A blonde detective
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Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...