Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...