Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...