California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...