A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...