A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...