What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...