My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...