Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...