Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...