Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.