Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...