Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...