yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Fight to win a case
|A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...