Military work rules
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Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
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Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Things adults learn from their kids.
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Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
Stupid attorneys
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Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!