3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
A Greek BBQ
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.