Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...