Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...