Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.