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Cat jokes 09
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What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Grape and Elephant
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Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
Odd Wedding Gifts
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