Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
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Telephone Difference
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After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
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BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
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An amazing talking dog
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From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...