Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...